now shipping on solana · v1.0 · glossy

REMUTOAD

Remus runs, salutes and carries the team. Toad rides comfortably and takes the credit.

How to board Play the run
remutoad://contract — the address prints here at launch

0/0 tax · supply 1,000,000,000 · Remus carries every single one

remutoad.exe — always running
Remus, a glossy white heart in sunglasses, sprinting down a beam of light while Toad in a red hoodie rides on his back pointing forward
● Remus: running ● Toad: riding uptime: forever
start ▸ programs ▸ the_duo

One does everything.
The other is Toad.

No complicated story. No serious promises. Just one hardworking heart and one professional passenger.

Remus — glossy white heart with black sunglasses and a toothpick, giving a thumbs up
Remus
role: engine · morale · everything

A heart in sunglasses that has never once stopped moving. Runs the miles, salutes the fans, carries the entire operation on his back. Literally.

Heart100%
Cardio100%
Credit received0%
Toad — smug green toad in a red hoodie with a gold chain
Toad
role: passenger · vibes · spokesman

Boarded once, never left. Sits comfortably above the action, points at things, and accepts congratulations on Remus's behalf. Full-time.

Attitude100%
Credit taken100%
Contribution0%*

* Toad disputes this measurement.

system ▸ security ▸ credit_control

Credit Account Control

Every time Remus achieves something, this dialog appears. Notice the available options.

credit_account_control.exe

Toad wants to take credit for the following action:

action: "everything Remus has ever done"
publisher: TOAD™ (verified by Toad)

To continue, grant Toad the credit. To refuse, also grant Toad the credit.

Credit granted to Toad 0 times this visit. He is very proud.
gadgets ▸ remus_runner

Do the running yourself

Jump the red candles, grab the coins, carry Toad as far as your legs allow. Whatever distance you reach, Toad will log it as his personal achievement.

remus_runner.exe — sidebar gadget
Your browser can't run the gadget. Remus will keep running without you.
space / ↑ / tap = jump Toad's record: 0 m

remutoad ▸ right-click ▸ properties

The numbers, unhidden

Everything measurable about REMUTOAD, in one properties sheet. Workload chart included for transparency.

remutoad — properties
Total supply1,000,000,000 REMUTOAD
Buy / sell tax0% / 0%
Mint authorityrevoked at launch
Liquidityburned at migration
Team allocationwhatever fits on Remus's back
ChainSolana — fast enough for Remus
■ Remus — 100% of the work■ Toad — rounded up to visible
● verified: Remus did it● announced by: Toad
setup ▸ boarding_wizard

Boarding wizard

Four screens. No skill checks. At the end you'll be riding too — Toad found seats for everyone.

REMUTOAD setup — step 1 of 4

Install Phantom

Grab the Phantom wallet on desktop or mobile. It's the glossy purple ghost — Toad approves of anything glossy.

✔ Passenger seat assigned
feedback ▸ passenger_reviews

Verified ride reviews

★★★★★
Flawless journey. I did most of the running, obviously.
— Toad, from the passenger seat
★★★★★
He's not heavy. He's my brand ambassador.
— Remus, from under Toad
★★★★☆
They went past extremely fast. Very shiny. One of them waved.
— an onlooker, still blinking
help_and_support ▸ knowledge_base

Help & Support

KB-0001 What does Toad actually do? ›
Morale. Visibility. Weight. He also points forward, which he describes as "navigation."
KB-0002 Why is Remus a heart? ›
Because somebody on this team had to have one. It's also excellent cardio branding: he is, functionally, 100% heart.
KB-0003 Where's the contract address? ›
The moment REMUTOAD goes live, the address bar at the top of this page fills in and the copy button unlocks. Until then it stays empty — trust the bar, not screenshots from strangers.
KB-0004 Is any of this serious? ›
It's a meme coin about a heart doing all the work and a toad accepting the applause. The only roadmap item is that Remus keeps running.